Fool's Gold

You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success. Fucking act like it.

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she-who-loves-the-rain asked: Warning - this is a heavy one and Idk of it's inappropriate to ask. Tell me if it is. I'm a huge fan of your friend Terry Pratchett and I was wondering what you think of his wish for assisted suicide due to his Alzheimer. And I love your books btw =)

neil-gaiman:

I think it’s his life, and it’s his call on when to call it a day and leave it with dignity.

This has to be the best answer ever.

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fuckyeahprisoninmates:

Robert Glenn, an inmate in the Special Housing Unit (SHU) at Corcoran State Prison in California killed two inmates while in prison. He believes these murders were justified because both men were convicted rapists, one of whom was accused of raping his sister from the age of 8 to 14.

I never thought I would admire a murder

Did you know that in most criminals frown upon rapists and molesters  If they find out that they raped or molested a woman they usually treat them terribly like beating them up, or making them die. Criminals don’t even accept that.

Absolutely true, because if you think about it they have families and perhaps kids. If they find out you’re a child molester they are going to hate you.

Sometimes when child molesters go to jail, even the guards are lied to about what the molester did to go there. They sometimes make up a false crime to protect the molester from serious injury.

Ain’t it fucked up that even hardened criminals realise rape is fucking wrong no matter what, but there are some government officials that cannot?

that last fucking comment tho

^agreed.

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thecursedknight:

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ricktimus:

Probably my favorite thing about Bob’s Burgers is that they don’t do that thing where the characters try to one-up each other with an endless barrage of jokes? No, the characters react like actual people instead. They actually laugh or chuckle when somebody says something actually funny and/or weird. They stop mid-sentence. They do double-takes. And it all feels so very natural, because that is exactly what common people do. And that is such a refreshing change of pace, when you consider the fact that the norm in these things is to have jokes relentlessly thrown at you at break-necking speed.

also the comedy doesn’t rely on the parents hating and berating eachother idk i love that

it shows how you don’t need to be offensive to be funny

general banter is the best way to write dialogue

bobs burgers is mostly all ab lib by the voice actors

That can’t be true
Prove it
PROVE IT

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chubby-bunnies:

I’m beautiful.I’m fat.I have short hair.I have brown eyes.I’m a mom.Sometimes it is important to remember that fat is just another way to describe yourself.

chubby-bunnies:

I’m beautiful.
I’m fat.
I have short hair.
I have brown eyes.
I’m a mom.

Sometimes it is important to remember that fat is just another way to describe yourself.